trillonious monk

SMITHSONIAN EXHIBIT OF THE DRUNKEN FEMALE SUBJECT

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Exhibit 1: Subject has indulged in Tapatio Hot Sauce after alcoholic consumption. Tapatio enhances most foods, particularly the dullness provided by Yours Truly aka English Cuisine, because Subject knows that the Mexicans know what’s up.

Exhibit 2: Bowl of egg and bacon omelet. Subject has drizzled Tapatio on eggs to further satiate her voracious taste buds.

Exhibit 3: Laptop belonging to Subject in which she attempts to drunk blog but realizes it is much more difficult to achieve under current alcoholic consumption.

Exhibit 4: Hideous table cloth provided by landlord of flat. Subject detests the cloth and wishes to specifically make this known in collection display.

Exhibit 5: Frazzled, post-drunken 2:00a hair of Subject. No further commentary.

Exhibit 6: Drunk

Exhibit 7: Goggles