trillonious monk

RECENT REALIZATIONS WITH WHICH I MUST COPE: 1. I use emoticons to express myself way more than I’d like to admit. 2. Folding papers disproportionately in half is now a frequent occurrence. 3. Washing one’s red panties will discolor the entire load of laundry. 4. I am capable of budgeting. 5. I have pitiful eye-sight. The optometrist declared this today. 6. Reading The Stranger on the tube confirms that I am a hipster. 7. Falling asleep before 4:00a is rather nice. 8. Eating a balanced diet is rather nice. 9. I am no longer invincible to mixing alcoholic beverages. 10. I am a sap like the rest of them.

RECENT REALIZATIONS WITH WHICH I MUST COPE:

1. I use emoticons to express myself way more than I’d like to admit.

2. Folding papers disproportionately in half is now a frequent occurrence.

3. Washing one’s red panties will discolor the entire load of laundry.

4. I am capable of budgeting.

5. I have pitiful eye-sight. The optometrist declared this today.

6. Reading The Stranger on the tube confirms that I am a hipster.

7. Falling asleep before 4:00a is rather nice.

8. Eating a balanced diet is rather nice.

9. I am no longer invincible to mixing alcoholic beverages.

10. I am a sap like the rest of them.

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