deathbedexistentialism asked: What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
1. Fuck—only because of its versatility, not necessarily its vulgarity. All other words seem to me to be pretty inadequate.
2. Irregardless. If you are smart enough, you understand why.
3. Cryptic language, a good jaw line, and an occasional smack on the ass.
4. Men who drink cocktails.
5. Sirens. I like being reminded of our fragility. And on a lighter note, I also like the sound of Natalie Portman’s voice. Because she is god.
6. Grinding teeth.
7. Refer to item one.
8. I’d probably enjoy being a curator. Or own a restaurant. Both of which require a certain caliber of cool, and I’m pretty ill-equipped.
9. Any job that requires that I sit in a desk from 8-5. I did it for three years. And let me tell you, monotony and corporate politics just ain’t my style.
10. “Hi, my name is Natalie Portman. Nice to meet you.”
