trillonious monk

Reason #4,241 Why I Shouldn’t Delete My Tumblr:

When, in any other circumstance, would I come across this senseless but also equally AWESOME slow motion video of mildly attractive human beings sneezing?

Other reasons to consider never deleting your Tumblr include the following:

-We are all ego maniacs. Tumblr is a social medium that makes this acceptable on the world wide web.

-You can find an abundance of dirty/funny/not-suitable-for-work photos and videos that Tumblr makes acceptable (and accessible and encouraged!) on the world wide web.

-You can rant about Charlie Sheen like everyone else on the world wide web.

-You can argue that Twitter is just Tumblr’s incessantly annoying, wannabe-cool younger brother on the world wide web.

-You probably have no real friends other than on the world wide web.

(Source: morefunthanbeingsad)