PHOTO CAPTIONS THAT I HAVE PROVIDED FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE:
Kanye: “I will get into a car accident and then become God. Heh heh heh.”
Kid Cudi: “Faded since 1984.”
Lil Wayne: “Y SO SERIOUS, WEEZY? YOU WON’T GROW MUCH BUT YOU’LL MAKE MAD DOLLA BILLS, OKAY?”
T.I.: “I will go to jail and stay there and make music there too!”
50 Cent: “I DON’T KNOW HOW TO SMILE SO IMA GET SHOT 9 TIMES DEN MAKE SOME CA$H WITH SONGS BOUT BIG BOOTY HOES AND BEING HARD.”
Usher: “I will look exactly the same fifteen years from now!”
Ne-Yo: “Ima make up for this tooth gap and learn how to sing really whiny. You’ll see.”
Eminem: “THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME YOU WILL SEE ME SMILE—OR EVEN REMOTELY HAPPY.”
