December 2009
13 posts
gizmos and gadgets: the digital blues
when technology made its debut appearance to our uncivilised race, we welcomed it with open arms and a willingness to learn about our new, conveniently accessible friend. well, at least most of us.
now that we’re closing another year in the twenty-first century, i find myself finally joining the multi-wired, wave-infused population of Planet Earth. that’s right, people! rachel is...
November 2009
14 posts
1 tag
STUFF-YOUR-FACE DAY
here’s to the one day that allows for endless consumption of carbohydrates, stuffed turkeys, and sweets followed by a massive food coma. god bless america.
“on a cloud remix” by bearded baby
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SPAM MAIL NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD
Hello,
My name is Janifar, i am loving young girl,i will also like to know you better, i want you to send an email to me so that i can send you my picture for you to know whom i am.Here is my email address (jan4real2001@gmail.com)I am waiting for your mail . Remember the distance of colour does not matter but love matters alot in life.
Yours Love
Janifar
and my response…
Dear...
MATH WIZ>ENGLISH NERD
[via AIM today]
me: yo. my usb cord for my ipod isn’t working!
saj: really? whats it saying? maybe the usb port on the computer isn’t working. did ya think about that?
me: it doesnt work on any computer. i’ve tried my laptop and at work.
saj: how’d you do that so fast?
me: i checked last night and this morning.
saj: no, i mean. how’d you mess it...
“meet me at the pomegranate tree”...
application essay
here’s my attempt to win that scholarship panel over. after all, my checking account would love an extra $3,000. ***
That day, I saw dinosaurs in the hills. Whizzing through the 210 freeway, my little seven-year old head poking out of the car window, I saw their ancient heads peek out of the dust. Alas! The pitiful hills, covered in dirt and rubbish, had for so long hidden the prehistoric...
